just funny story....

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SUSAN : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out ofthe other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comesout of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"

Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again

yesterday".Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"Pupil : "The moon".Teacher : "Why?"Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sungives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when peopleare no longer interested?"Pupil : "A teacher".Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"Customer : "What other colors do you have?"My father is so old that when he was in school, history was calledcurrent affairs.Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"Sam : "It's a family tradition".Teacher : "What do you mean?"Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".Teacher : "What about your mother?"Sam : "She's a woman".Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year'sperformance repeated".Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stoppedhim, what virtue would I be showing?"Student : "Brotherly love".Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out often people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I'vetreated. The others all died".Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same dayand at the same time."Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father'sCherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why hisfather didn't punish him ?"One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."me coming home with short and dyed hair.My mum: "did you go to the hairsalon?"Me: "No mum, I went shopping for a new head. How do you like thisone? It was pretty expensive

LIFE IS YOUR...

my comport ZONE

My comfort zone is my room, although it is small and narrow. it is warm and comfortable.
although the window of my room is tiny, it is big enough to give me fresh air.
although it is noisy, i can feel that i am not alone and i am not lonely.
although it is untidy and messy, in this way i can find my things easily.
although it is next to the toilet, than i do not take a lot of time going there in emergency.
although it is not big , there is enough space to keep my favourite dolls.
although it is the smallest room in the house, it is the best...

HATE YOU BUT MISS YOU TOO

This was happent a few years ago,when I was in the nursing school…
I used to have everything, love, feeling, joy,and freedom, until one day someone is took all away what I had…
And right now I have nothing left,
Is’s so hard to breath event thought I’m still can smile, there is only one thing make me keep stronger than I thoughth is the memories and the day we spent together.
But I do realize that is no use to remember all those stupid love that you said to me. Cann’t believe…… but it’s real…..you are gone…….
I was cry….. i immediately gave myself a punch to see whether it was just a dream,and it did hurt…………….
Why??? I keep asking my self why??? Until now I don’t know the reason why you are going away from me….you don’t love me anymore…yup maybe or you love someone else more….yup but what is the different…..??
Although I still had no idea about what I had gone through……. I will keep to smile…

I won’t cry anymore it will waste my time… I know this is unforgotten experience…
But I will try to forget what in past…by evier

love story

Once upon a time a bird fell in love with a white rose. One day he (bird) proposed to her (white rose), but white rose refused. White rose said I don't love you. Bird daily came and proposed to her. Finally, white rose said when I will turn red, I will love you. One day bird came and cut his wings and spread his blood on the rose and the rose turned red. Then the rose realized how much bird loved her but it was too late because bird was dead. So respect the love and feelings of the person who loves you,, ok

stupid

maybe,.... i am not the best but
i can do the best,
as you know...
this won't kill me anyway...
there are a lot people around me,
who care and love as who i am...

maybe....
i'm the most stupid person if
i'm still hoping you to coming back to me..
coz you are nothing to me any more..

DON'T YOU KNOW???

I whould like to tell you that
you always in my dreams,
you are always in my heart,
BUT........
am i always in your dream??
am i always in your heart??

doesn't realy matter anyway??

GOD,...

please ..let me know what is the best thing for me,
should i let him know or just forget it??
show me the mirachle.....GOD

i know that you will never leave me alone..
coz you never stop care about me,..


lot's of love...bye effink

I wish i could fly,fly over the sky........ But i can't, i can only fly a kite........ I wish i could ride,ride
a motorbike BUT.. i can't i can only ride a bike.........I wish i could drink,.....drink a bottle of vodka
BUT...i can't i can only drink a glass of coke... I wish i could count,count to a billion.................BUT
i can't,i can only blow a few bubbles..... ALTHOUGH....... there are so many things i can't

do............... I can play,see funny film...and telling a silly joke to my friends...this is all i can do..

lOVE IS POISON

What do you think about love? love is all about feeling....
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