just funny story....

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SUSAN : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out ofthe other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comesout of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"

Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again

yesterday".Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"Pupil : "The moon".Teacher : "Why?"Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sungives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when peopleare no longer interested?"Pupil : "A teacher".Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"Customer : "What other colors do you have?"My father is so old that when he was in school, history was calledcurrent affairs.Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"Sam : "It's a family tradition".Teacher : "What do you mean?"Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".Teacher : "What about your mother?"Sam : "She's a woman".Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year'sperformance repeated".Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stoppedhim, what virtue would I be showing?"Student : "Brotherly love".Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out often people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I'vetreated. The others all died".Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same dayand at the same time."Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father'sCherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why hisfather didn't punish him ?"One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."me coming home with short and dyed hair.My mum: "did you go to the hairsalon?"Me: "No mum, I went shopping for a new head. How do you like thisone? It was pretty expensive